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Sonogram

Actually we already have… We had three.  Since today is April Fool’s day, I figured I would give it a try.  I wanted to see if anyone actually would fall for it.  Back in my Youth Pastoring days, I used to give a lot of announcements.  One of my favorite things to do would be to run through a list of announcements and somewhere in the middle I would say, “Oh, and Tiffany’s pregnant.”  I loved it.  Tiffany on the other hand, not so much.

So, let’s hear it.  What are some of your favorite April Fool’s jokes?

~Peter

Dance off Discipleship

November 9, 2012 — Leave a comment

People are always looking for the next best way to teach their church about discipleship.  I’m pretty convinced that Noah, my 7 year old, has figured it out.  So, we are going to go on the road with his new concept, DANCE OFF DISCIPLESHIP.  We may make this a reality show, involving such celebrity judges like, Cee Lo Green, and at least one Kardashian.  I’m going to do you a favor and let you in on the ground level.  Let me know if you want to book this for your next conference, or discipleship retreat.

You’re Welcome…

~Peter

Let’s just be honest, these logo’s reflect a bit more accurately what’s actually going on.  These were too good not to share.

Funny Nintendo Logo

Funny Playstation Logo

Funny Youtube Logo

Funny MTV Logo

Funny McDonalds Logo

Funny Facebook Logo

Windows Logo Redesigned

What brands are missing?  What would you tag them as?

~Peter

(ht: www.twentytwowords.com)

(designed by: Victor H.)

I work with a bunch of rockstars here at Liquid Church.  I mean seriously, look at this guy!  Pastor Aussie Dave not only has a heart for worship, but he has a heart for shredding!

Pastor Dave Adamson

Pastor Dave Adamson

Then there is this guy.  Pastor Tom is nothing but energy and personality!  I love being around him.  You are sure to have a good time and be cared about along the way.  I mean his twitter name is @kangsta!  Who wouldn’t love a guy with the name @Kangsta?

Tom Kang, Kangsta

I could go on…

The only thing that would make these guys any better was if they wore a little more Averagé.  Because Averagé > Hipster.  And here’s the proof.

~Peter

(ht: Tyler Stanton’s blog  He’s hysterical!  Show him some love…)

In a recent parent teacher conference Noah’s teacher said that she has never had a student care about others like Noah does. WOW, right? I mean as a parent I am so proud of him.  I was expecting to hear that my kid was the weird kid that stands in front of the urinal with his pants at his ankles.  AWKWARD.  But no!  Instead she surprises us with great stuff!  Then, I get this video from Tiffany today.  This just put me over the edge.  So, indulge me for a minute.

I could not be more proud of Noah, not because he wants to follow in my footsteps, but because God is developing a really soft spot in his heart for people! I LOVE THIS about him.  This reminds me to keep praying for each one of my kids.  I love them, and believe that God has something really special in store for each of them.

What are you praying about for your kids?  

~Peter

I was told about this video by this guy.  I knew it had to be funny.  It was too funny not to share.  A whole post could be written about some of the sad truths displayed in this video.  However, that will be saved for later.  But for now, enjoy a good laugh!

What was your favorite line?

~Peter